300 Gallons Of Urine Found In Man’s House
If pee stories are your persuasion, urine luck!
Authorities
in Newtown, Conn. said they found a home filled with as many as 300
one-gallon jugs of urine on Friday, according to the Danbury News Times.
The
state’s Department of Energy and Environmental Protection stumbled upon
the discovery after local health officials asked the agency to
investigate.
DEEP condemned the house and the owner could face charges, though that’s unlikely, according to WTNH.
Dennis Schain of DEEP, said he was confident the urine belonged to the owner, whose name has not been released.
“From
our conversation, it seemed that he was responsible for putting the
containers there,” Schain said. “It’s most unusual. Our crews have been
out over the years, and they are having a hard time recalling something
like this.”
Guyism suspects the worst motivations for the man’s penchant for pee storage:
Hoarding
gallons upon gallons in your house for an unknown cause seems like a
fairly supervillainous thing to do. Maybe not a good supervillain, but a
supervillain all the same.
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